Wander Wash Co.
This Doesn't Float - Chonk Size
This Doesn't Float - Chonk Size
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Embark on a white water rafting adventure right in your shower with "This Doesn't Float" soap. Infused with invigorating sage, refreshing bergamot, and the crisp essence of water, it transports you to the heart of nature's exhilarating rush.
Handcrafted in small batches in the USA, this soap embodies our dedication to excellence. We blend premium ingredients and time-honored techniques to ensure each bar delivers an unforgettable bathing experience.
Enriched with sea salt as a natural humectant, "This Doesn't Float" not only locks in moisture but also offers a gentle exfoliation, leaving your skin feeling refreshed and revitalized.
Our body bar soaps are generously sized—over 25% larger than mainstream brands—and each bar is individually hand-cut, resulting in a unique appearance with charmingly uneven edges that reflect its artisanal craftsmanship.
Elevate your daily routine with the essence of adventure and the nourishment of nature. Treat yourself to "This Doesn't Float" and let every shower become a journey of rejuvenation and renewal.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Olive oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Sea Salt, Sage essential oil, bergamot, Fragrance, Mica Colorant
How To Use
How To Use
This is Cold Process Soap, which means you'll get the best lather with a loofa or soap bag. Personally, if it's a bar with scrub in it, I just get it wet and scrub away straight on the skin.
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Just smells good. It's super foamy and awesome when you shower with it. Smells so good too. I catch my girlfriend sniffing me after I've used it. I'm pretty sure she's using the soap too. That's fine, means I can buy more.
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Proper Use
Shampoo bars work best when you use them twice. This is how they cleanse, detangle, and nourish.
Lather your hair once and rinse well. Then lather again. The second lather will be super foamy and thick. This is where all of the good extras like Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate (SCI is derived from coconuts), Cocamidopropyl betaine (derived from coconuts), Jojoba Oil, BTMS-50 (conditioner), Cocoa Butter, Vitamin B5, Sodium Lactate (hardener), Geogard (common preservative for shampoos and lotions), mica colorant, custom fragrance blend. oil and vitamins E and B5 soak into your hair and scalp.
Rinse again. Use one of our conditioner bars if desired.
Ingredients
Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate (SCI is derived from coconuts), Cocamidopropyl betaine (derived from coconuts), Jojoba Oil, BTMS-50 (conditioner), Cocoa Butter, Vitamin B5, Sodium Lactate (hardener), Geogard (common preservative for shampoos and lotions), mica colorant, custom fragrance blend.